Olympics 2012 - Men's Gymnastics final

If, like Rentist, you have been shocked by the fripperous travesty that is women's gymnastics (music? Glitter? Ribbons? Good god!) then turn your mind back to yesterday's triumph - the men's gymnastics finals. We're going to ignore Team GB as they're getting plenty of heat - instead, let's focus on the unsung heroes: the teams that didn't win a medal. Here are the unofficial Rentist results:

Gold medal - Hair goes to Germany, for invoking the spirit of Alex 'Arctic Monkeys' Turner's recent rockabilly 'do. Penalty point for Fabian Hambuechen's pre-unification pube-pit. Marcel Nguyen and Phillip Boy uber alles.

  

Gold medal - Looking Like A Young Putin goes to Aleksandr Balandin.

Gold and Silver medal - Hispanic Hotpots go to Javier Gomez Fuertes and Daniel Corral Barron respectively

And finally, honourable mention must go to the Hottest Gymnast Not To Make It To The Final Despite Being Really Quite Fit, Mohamed Sherif-Elsaharty who proved he was a good sport by de-kegging on the sidelines

Well done to you all. Medals must be collected in person.